November 22, 2004

He picks passes, I pick my nose

As the BCS continues to wreak havoc on the NCAA’s D-I national championship picture year after year, fans can look to Division III for a pure form of champion-crowning, and more often than not in the past decade, the champion crowned has been the Mount Union Purple Raiders hailing from Alliance, Ohio.

The Raiders have seven titles since ’93, and have made it to the championship game in each of the last four years, winning three. It is no coincidence that this success seems to follow the career path of MY BOY, one Jesse Scott Clum - Greenville Sr. High alum and recently selected OAC Defensive Back of the Year.

Clum is called “Sunshine” by his teammates for his California good looks, but there’s more to this free-safety than a flowing golden mane and chiseled abs. He led the #1 ranked Raiders with 4 interceptions, including one for a 72-yard TD. Although he makes opponents look like they rode the short bus to the game, these are no slouches that JC continues to embarrass week after week.

Let it be known that the Clummer will not hesitate to dump beer on any girl’s head at any given time, so ladies you had better watch it – this guy means business. And if you need a babysitter, don’t call #10 –blatant and graphic profanity around kids is like breathing for him.

Mount Union looks to continue their title run with their playoff opener vs. Wheaton this Saturday, and are three wins away from their fifth consecutive Stagg Bowl appearance. Tell your friends to cheer for them or you may be swimming in 12 ounces of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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