No matter who you are or what your favorite NFL team is, it is virtually impossible to hate the Cincinnati Bengals. The fact that Cincinnati hasn’t had a winning season since 1990 equates them with the retarded kid in class that you enjoy making fun of but can’t truly say that you dislike them.

Chad Johnson could be misconstrued as that retarded kid except that he wears a different kind of helmet and sometimes knows when to shut up. CJ’s antics rival that of Terrell Owens, and usually he backs up his talk (save for one game involving Cleveland’s DB’s and Pepto Bismol). He also does a weekly piece for a local TV station called Chad’s Corner. Watch it, then add it to your bookmarks and pretend I link to it every week because as Kenny Banya says, it’s gold.

This week he asks every fan attending the upcoming Steelers game at Paul Brown Stadium to donate a dollar, because he plans on doing a touchdown celebration that will get him a fine. On a past classic episode he steals rookie Chris Perry’s “bling” and wears it driving around Cincinnati in his vintage pink Cadillac.

Another Bengal close to all Bengals’ fans hearts is Mr. Elbert “Ickey” Woods. After leaving the NFL, he turned to the lucrative world of door-to-door meat sales and charging kids to see his “Ickey Shuffle.” However, it seems Mr. Woods is involved in a new venture. Read my latest post on NoBloodNoFoul and prepare for laughter.

Apparently the Bengals have a new theme song. Pretty weak if you ask me. I like this one much better.