Ode to my friends from the East
Asians. No wonder
I can’t say I’ve ever had a negative experience with an Asian person. Most that I’ve come in contact with are very respectable, friendly, outgoing, and have a great sense of humor. Except when I was 16 and took kung fu for a month, my instructor introduced me to the floor more times than Sub-Zero, which was not cool at all.
Some of my favorite Asians of all-time: Bruce Lee, Hideki Matsui, Mr. Miyagi, Justin Fourman, every person ever on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Jackie Chan, and my new favorite: Yuta Tabuse – first Japanese player ever in the NBA.
Some Asians that I’m not particularly fond of: Yokozuna (& Mr. Fuji for that matter), Chiang Kai-shek, Hideki Irabu, Oddjob, the aforementioned kung-fu instructor, and Tommy Chang – NCAA’s new record holder for career passing yards.
To prove that Asians are incredibly smart and funny at the same time, I’ve compiled some photo & video evidence for your enjoyment:
Keyboard Drum Salesman – I haven’t been this impressed with keyboard skills since I first heard Wesley Willis tickle the fake ivories.
Matrix
Ninja Rap - Not exactly a real Asian, just a pretend one. Dont even TRY to pass a football with this guy around.
And finally, Yatta! (click on yatta.asf)– I enjoy this. You will enjoy this. When you figure out why we enjoy this, let me know.
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